What do single people call Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day.
What is the true purpose of Valentine’s Day? To remind single people they are single.
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Happy Valentines Day
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. Happy Valentines Day 2019
Santa plane land hote hi chillane lga. Bnglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle’. Air Hostess: Helo sir. B silent. Santa-ok anglore aya anglore aya alle alle Happy valentines day 2019
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever. Happy Valentines Day 2019
“Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ? Pappu: Amritsar.
Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.
Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions. Teacher: Yes, go ahead.
Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?
Teacher: No. Pappu:
Do you know Preeto ?
Teacher: No. Pappu:
Do you know Banto?
Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?
Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband. Happy Valentines Day 2019″
Four women living in the neighborhood were invited to a party. They were discussing about the dress they would wear for the party. They finally decided to choose the color that matches with the hair color of their husband. The first woman told, ‘I will go with red as my husband colored his hair red’. The second woman said, ‘I always prefer black as my husband’s hair color is naturally black!’. The third woman told, ‘Yeah, then I do prefer to go with yellow dress as he has blonde hair!’ (yellow). The fourth woman was quiet. All the other insisted her about her preferred color.
She said, ‘I was thinking a lot but can’t choose any color, I can’t wear any dress because my husband is bald!’
Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr… Pappu: I’ll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr… Pappu: I can’t live without you. Girl: Phurrrr… Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr… Happy Valentines day.